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Pinewood
Martial Arts and Metaphysics
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Campaign Summary
Campaign created Monday, March 24, 2008 12:23:32 AM by
Adam Kadmon
Living the psi-life in Miami Beach!
Campaign Description
![]() Some kids just aren't cut out for military life. They value their freedom too much. Sienna and Wu Chow have taken up Wu's father offer of living with him. They now have the opportunity and wealth to set up their own independent psi-group. Warning: Adult content. If you are easily offended, please don't lurk.
Quotes
"It's ironic that I want to help and want to be trained, yet my personality means I am unsuited to the new phase. Oh well, I guess I better help form an independent organisation then. Anyone want to join me in a democratic and liberal group of freedom fighters, or are you all going to go off and become little fascist child soldiers?"
Sienna saying her goodbyes
Wu will return just in time to hear Sienna's farewell speech. He will rejoin Mei Ling and then smile to everyone. " I have spoken with my family and I am staying with my family. For those of you who are not joining the new program, I invite you to join us. As you all know, my family is quite wealthy and while they don't have abilities such as teleportation, Money is power. We will provide a secure environment with military trained personnel. I will train those who wish to learn Kung Fu. With the assistance of a telepath, we can insure that all those who are looking out for us will be safe to our standards and looking out for our best interests. My family already employs security, everything I am suggesting would be simple upgrades to our existing structure.
I will personally see to your needs, paying for them out of my own pocket if necessary. I promise that you will have a say in your future with me and my family. In fact, you will probably become adopted if you are not careful. Who will come with us? " Wu Chow making an offer, but in the end Sienna and Wu are the only ones to take up the offer
Joe can hear Joey talk into the phone as he brings it over to him. "Hello, can I order a humongous-sized supreme pizza with extra anchovies, please?"
The rest of the group is fighting a villain. Wu calls the police to report the fight. Seeing this, Joe uses his telekinetic power (Joey) to snatch the phone away from Wu...
"THIS...IS....SPAR-TA! (Wait, what? It's..not Sparta? That's what my line said...Fine, Fine. I'm going to kill my agent...Where was I? Oh, yes...) THIS....IS....MIAMMMMIIIIIIII!!!!!!"
Joey, again, is helping with the fight. He says this as he turns into a full-size Spartan warrior and kicks the villain in the shin.
"...You're like ... you know, that awful, nasty, vomit-inducing fruit? Delorian, or something?" He had no idea what the name was. The smell had driven that memory away, the one time he'd tried it. "But, you know, once you take a machete and crack it open ... and cook it for a long, long time, it's not awful. Just takes, you know, some time to grow on you."
Zeke, trying to explain his feelings for Wu
"I am Wu Chow, son of Deng Chow, descendant of a family that was ancient before wooden ships even glimpsed the shores of this land. I am sole heir to a tradition that calls upon me to seek to be better than I have been, better than I am, better than a common man. I live by rules, ethics and laws a that few of you can understand and even fewer can conceive of. What I do, I do for my ancestors, my true family, and lastly for myself and my few friends. Yes, I am proud. Yes, I am rigid, Yes, I am inflexible in what I believe. My loyalty is a matter of personal honor and I have never consciously betrayed anyone. I don't have to like you to be loyal to you, particularly when we share common goals. I have told truths and half-truths to the police because of my loyalty to those who live here."
Wu, explaining why he called the police to report the other psi-kids beating up on a villain
--{Bastard!}-- Sienna cries out as she falls. She thrashes around in the water, then finds the right way up and quickly surfaces. --{You've just ruined my dress, and my shoes too! You're going to pay for them!}--
Sienna's reaction when an ancient dinosaur spirit makes her fall into the sea.
"I mean it was pretty cool really. When you know you're gonna die in about five seconds, unless you keep your head and do just the right thing. And then you manage to do it. Scares the pee out of you at the time. I mean it really did! But afterwards.... Woo!" He laughs. "There's no high like it."
Jasper, describing what it was like to fight an alligator with a machete
"Look, it's not like I don't want to try new stuff. I'll try to keep an open mind about, you know, singing and dancing. Sure, a movie night sounds good. It should be fun." .oO(With lots of beer.)
Jasper again, trying to be nice
When he reads Sienna's note, Gina gasps and looks at her friend. .oO(Possessed! And she couldn't tell anyone! I guess she has been acting a little bit funny... Heh... other people catch STDs. Sienna catches a psychic possession from one of her boyfriends. Too bad it isn't something I can cure. Poor Sienna!)
Gina's reaction when Mr. Chow reads aloud a note that Sienna wrote, explaining that she has become possessed by the ancient dinosaur spirit
I am beautiful, Unktehila agrees. A piece of paper cannot resemble me.
Ancient dinosaur spirit, upon being told that Sienna's drawing is a good likeness
"Hey! Would I lie to you?"
Joe, lying
"Ha," he snorted. "Uncle Wooey. Hell, if you need a break, Wooey, let me know and I'll take a turn as a babysitter, or something. Teach the kids to be vegetarians and peace loving children of the gods just to offset your ... um ... " even he paused, unwilling to needle too much at the moment, "you know. Your you-ish-ness."
Zeke, after Wu volunteers to be a part-time nanny for Gina's babies
"I brought lunch. Want a roast gator sandwich?"
Jasper, at school
"My first real sexual experience was frotting on a chair."
Sienna, talking to her boyfriend
Wu sighs softly. "Ezikiel and I are opposites. I am predominately Yang natured while Ezikiel is predominately Yin natured. Furthermore, we are both unrelenting in our natures and beliefs. I am Wu, martial in nature, a warrior by name and tradition.Ezikiel is a pacifist, eternally against war, constantly seeking to avoid active disputes. In addition, he seems to believe that I am evil or at the least, psychotic or psychopathic."
Wu, explaining why he can never get along with Zeke
"Hiya Sam. Nice, um, motor?" She laughs nervously.
Sienna, being introduced to a shirtless young man who is repairing a boat motor
He cocked his head, grinning lopsidedly at the target. Must remember, he thought to himself. Do not call him Target to his face. Call him ... face-guy, or something.
Zeke, working on a sting against a bad guy (he thinks) with the help of a cop (he thinks)
"...Even if you had thrown the water balloons in my face, I would have just gone back inside, removed my wet attire, dried myself off and gone back to bed. I have never understood the humor of a so-called practical joke. To me they are neither practical or jokes. They seem to be another way for one person to benefit by victimizing another. But that's just my opinion about that as a form of humor," Wu told Jasper calmly.
Wu, explaining why practical jokes will never work on him
"Well, I can do that! My cousin, who is sort of like a big brother, finds me very obnoxious! Should I practice some more on him?" she asks maliciously.
Mei Ling responding to Dru when he says he can cast her as an obnoxious little sister.
I'm not ready to settle down with just one person. I want to meet lots of people. This whole monogamy thing sucks. Being with only one person, devoting yourself to just one person ... gets boring. I need variety. I mean, I don't just eat apples. I want to eat oranges and pears and pineapples and peaches too! Peaches! Yum!"
-Sienna describing her love of fruit
Joe arrives at the pool area dressed in jogging pants, a t-shirt (both gray) and some slip-on sandals. He calls Joey, who appears as a dark-haired handsome man in an extravagant bathrobe and is reading from a 'script' which floats in front of him as he moves. " 'I am smoke. I am ghost. I am....' Good Lord, Who writes this crap? What's my motivation? I'll be in my trailer..."
-Joey trying to find his 'character' in the exorcism scene.
"And, Si, for what it's worth," Zeke said as he followed her to the door, "I'm glad you're staying. I ... I don't think it would have been as much a group without you to hold us together. Jas may be the head, and Wu the asshole ... but you, Si, you're the glue."
Zeke telling Sienna what parts people play
"The neighbors think there were Haitians here. That makes me think of voodoo. Maybe they're magic bees, zom-bees," Chad puns.
-Chad Tyler, joking about the super-fast bees that only he can see.
"Weeellll..." Jasper drawls. "Think I might've shut that door. I'm not saying Sarah Summers is a bad person. The lady is on the side of the angels. Just, really snoopy angels."
Jasper talking about his reporter friend
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